Thursday, June 25, 2009

Under Construction

Dudes, is it just me? Is it just here?

Or is it happening in your part of the world too?

Does it not seem like there are construction crews re-paving the ENTIRE PLANET right now? Everywhere I drive, every time I turn a corner, there's another bored dude (or dudette) holding one of those slow/stop signs, looking thrilled to death that they're getting paid $34.50 an hour to get skin cancer spend all day in the sun, and making me late for work.

It mostly seems to be on my route to work. Like on my regular route, and my alternate route, and my alternate to the alternate route, and my....well, you get the picture.

Don't get me wrong, I am NOT wishing the coming of the snow, but if it means I can stop smelling that smell that smells like someone put a whole army of cigarette butts in the oven and turned it on broil, THREE WEEKS AGO, then I say bring on the snow.

Seriously, is it just here? Because if this is NOT happening where you live, then clear out the spare bedroom, I'm coming to hang out for a while!


Kater said...

Oh its happening here too, Cheeseball's mom. Last year's construction wasn't done by the time the snow came so they've opened it all up again now that its tar-cooking weather. Sheesh.

mare ad mare said...

Same here - only not where it is actually needed of course...

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Well, Georgia seems OK in the construction department. It's rather quiet here. Sorry to blow your theory. :(