The conversation that spurned on the post from a few days ago:
My Uncle: "You're 1/2 way there? You don't look that pregnant."
My Brother: "I was going to say that earlier, but I didn't know if that was an insult or not."
My Uncle: "I don't think it's an insult - it just means you're carrying the baby really well."
My Brother: "Or you were really fat to begin with."
Me: Smacks Brother upside the head.