Friday, February 25, 2011

The February Factor

I have this theory, it's a new piece of math, kind of like Einsteins theory of relativity.

Except less epic...OR NOT.

I call it the February Factor.

Anything shitty that happens in February gets multiplied by the February Factor. The February factor is (Suck) to the power of 3.

Had a shitty day in February? It's (Shitty Day)(Suck3).

Feeling tired? It's even worse, because it's February and you're (Tired)(Suck3).

Oh, and every time you step on the scale? Each pound you'd normally gain, you get to gain (Pound)3 in February.

See where I'm going with this?

I'm not wrong, am I?

March dudes, it's right around the corner, I swear! Hold off on making any rash decisions for a few more days, wouldja?

March comes with the (Warm)'s WAY more fun!


Ginger said...

I so agree with you on this. Except maybe I would up that to the power of 10 or so! Between things at work (family business) and personal life February of 2011 has just been one sucky thing after another!

Only 3 more days! Bring on the March!

Kater said...

This explains SO much! January was bad, but February's exponential suck value made it all worse. LONG LIVE MARCH!

Dana said...


Matthew, Sara, Thaddeus, Silas, Little said...

lol! That is so true! Of course it doesn't help to be in my third trimester. That adds a little more yet, I think.

Like your blog, by the way. :)