You know what I hate? You probably don't, but I'm going to tell you, since you're here.
I hate those people, who on winter days, go about clearing their car like a magican with a wand - waving it willy nilly over their car, barely touching brush to metal, and as soon as they have dusted enough snow to see out the front window, they hop in and drive away.
Well, Mister Willy Nilly, I have news for you! Sometimes it's not about you! Sometimes it's about ME. The one driving BEHIND YOU in the blowing drifting snow. The one who can't see your TAIL LIGHTS! Or for that matter your BRAKE LIGHTS, because I guess your magic wand MISSED THAT SPOT!