Do the Jehovah's Witnesses have a "No Knock" list, like telemarketers have a "No Call" list? If they don't - they should - there needs to be somewhere I can go an put my name and address, so that I can get these people to stop knocking on my door while my KID is SLEEPING! And don't think because this time you sent Grandma Witness, with her beautiful 30 something friend and her beautiful 3 something daughter that I'm going to like you any more. Seriously people, we've talked about this before - it doesn't matter how beautiful or Grandmotherly you are! You are strangers, knocking on my door, which sends Ape Shit Dog into an Ape Shit Tizzy, waking the aforementioned SLEEPING BABY!!
So, in short, BUGGER OFF!!!