After all my hard work - digging, hoeing, seeding, weeding and so on and so forth, some little critter has the GALL to giddyup into my garden and consume ALL my romaine lettuce, and then start in on the leaf lettuce too. What do they think this is, a fracking FREE FOR ALL??
Well, it's not. No matter what they think.
I'm still smarter than them, and tomorrow I'll prove it, once TSC opens up. Provided there's anything LEFT in the morning.