Sunday, July 19, 2009

Dear Mother Nature

Dear Mother Nature,

We are going camping next week. CAMPING. As in, sleeping practically outdoors for 7 nights straight with a dog, a toddler, and a pregnant me.

This 8 degrees at night-time business? UNACCEPTABLE!!!

As you may know, this is your craptastic excuse for a forecast for this week:
I hope this is you getting this bullsh$t out of your system this week, and as of SATURDAY, you can clean up your act. See that 60% chance of rain on Saturday? That crap needs to GO! Have you ever set up a campsite in the rain? IT'S NOT NICE!

Seriously. Knock this shit off. It's supposed to be SUMMER!

With deepest respect,

xoxox
Me.

2 comments:

Kristen Fry said...

Laughing at this out loud right this second! You crack me up! On a side note, I have a HUGE box of Liam offcasts sized 5 to 7. Interested?

Lisa (Jonnysmommy) said...

Yeah...what she said!

(Because I suck at comebacks)