Dear Mother Nature,
We are going camping next week. CAMPING. As in, sleeping practically outdoors for 7 nights straight with a dog, a toddler, and a pregnant me.
This 8 degrees at night-time business? UNACCEPTABLE!!!
As you may know, this is your craptastic excuse for a forecast for this week:
I hope this is you getting this bullsh$t out of your system this week, and as of SATURDAY, you can clean up your act. See that 60% chance of rain on Saturday? That crap needs to GO! Have you ever set up a campsite in the rain? IT'S NOT NICE!
Seriously. Knock this shit off. It's supposed to be SUMMER!
With deepest respect,