Me: Griffin, why are you being so infuriating this morning?
Griffin: You're jealous.
(Griffin is standing on his chair, dancing around, while eating his cereal.)
Me: Griffin, can you please sit and eat your breakfast?
Griffin: Aw, c'mon buddy, you just gotta TRY this!
(Sorry about the lack of...well...anything around here. These days I get home and walk right into a great big brick wall of tired, and have a hard time getting around it. Less than 8 weeks to go...)