Sunday, August 13, 2006

Countdown: 3 (but nearly 2.5 now!)

Dear Baby,

We hope you have enjoyed your stay at Hotel Utero. We would like to remind you that when you originally took tenancy, we came to the agreement that your move-out date would be August 31st. This is just a friendly reminder that this date is quickly approaching. We can’t help but notice that you have made little preparations for this move as far as we can see. If there is anything we can do to be of assistance in this matter, please let us know. While we have enjoyed having you stay at Hotel Utero, we think that you (and your Mother) may be more comfortable if you would kindly move on. Since we have enjoyed your stay so much, we have taken the liberty of sourcing out a future home for you. We think you’ll be quite satisfied!

Should you wish to vacate Hotel Utero before the 31st of August, we would be happy to accommodate your needs.

Yours Truly,
Mom and Dad

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