Found: 1 white flip flop, whose pair has been hanging out under my dresser all winter. I've been wondering where the other half was...
Found: 1 copper colour ballet flat, whose pair has been hanging out under Steve's dresser all winter. I've been wondering where the other half was...
Found: 1 Nike flip flop, whose pair has been hanging out in my closet. I hadn't really wondered where the other half was, as shortly before discovering the right loner under my bed, I discovered the left loner in the closet.
Found: 1 pair of flat pregnant shoes. I hadn't missed them at all!
Found: 1 laundry bag, that Steve was looking for when he packed for his trip the other day.
Found: 1 pair of red comfy pants (Steve's) I'm not sure if he missed them at all.
Found: Various socks, one pair of underwear, a candle holder (???), a book, various dog bones.
Found: The breeding ground for dust bunnies in my home.
Still at Large: 1 pair of brown sandals, the reason I went foraging under the bed in the first place. Damn!!!
(You know when you type a word too many times and it just looks wrong wrong wrong? I had to go to the dictionary to make sure that "whose" was really a word, because after putting it in 3 sentences, it didn't really look like one. )