Cursed Facebook

Beware - the Facebook status bar is cursed, I'm convinced. The other day I wrote there that I was a house selling machine. One day later both my deals have gone down the shitter. This morning I wrote that today was going to be a better day, and then I slipped getting out of the shower and broke my big toe. I was thinking of writing there that I was penniless, only to get the opposite to come true, but the I figured that the way things were going, it was more likely that I'd get hit by a Brinks truck carrying 2 tonnes of rolled pennies.